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Even More Reasons Why Men Cheat

Published: 
Tuesday, September 4, 2018
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A few issues ago, we asked our go-to man, Dante Hash, to break down exactly why men cheat. And boy, were they reasons. But every man is different, and there’s always some excuse they’ll make up or find somewhere within themselves to justify doing what they’re doing.

We know, we’re going to hear it now and we’ve heard it before: not ALL men cheat. But that’s like saying there’s no poverty in the world because you have money, or there’s no water crisis because you have access to clean water. We know it may not affect everyone, but it affects some. So, if you’re intrigued to find out exactly why the horner men do what they do, here are four more reasons.

SHE CHEATED ON ME:

“I’d always suspected that my ex-wife wasn’t being faithful. She showed all the signs like a lack of interest in spending time as a couple and constantly always being on her phone late at night. She had a demanding job so I always assumed her behavior was stress related. Nope, it wasn’t that. I found out that she was with a guy from her office. I can’t really explain what happened but I decided to hook up with a woman who had been flirting with me for some time. I suppose it was revenge, I don’t know, I miss being married though.

DO THEM FIRST:

“I honestly believe that everyone cheats, both men and women, it’s just a matter of time. The thing you’ll either never find out or worse be the last to find out. So I do my horning up front because women these just want to see men’s world destroyed.”

LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP ISSUES:

“I didn’t set out to do it but I was horny as a MoFo and my girlfriend was studying abroad. I was at a club with some friends and wound up dancing and drinking with this one woman. Things got heated and we did it in the backseat of my car. My girlfriend and I eventually got married and I’ve never spoken a word about that night. I’ve never cheated on her since.”

BEST SEX EVER:

“My wife is a real pain in the arse. She is always in a bad mood and using sex like currency to get me to do things. I didn’t get married for this sort of thing. I thought sex would have been on tap, meals would flow from the kitchen and there would a general sense of contentment. Never happened. And the thing is that I can’t afford to get divorced. I fixed that problem recently though. I started seeing a woman that does massages and other things. It’s a bit costly but I think it’s the best money I’ve spent in a long time not to mention it’s much cheaper than a divorce.”

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